What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 02:48

Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Dollar General CEO turns heads with earnings-call comments - TheStreet
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good.
What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
No way
No go.
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!