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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 02:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

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Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Arnold Schwarzenegger dubbed ‘weird and creepy’ for blunt reaction to son Patrick’s ‘White Lotus’ nude scene - Page Six

So they tried

No way

No go.

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why won't biden give a last minute deferred action TO ALL undocumented immigrants so Trump can't deport them? Obama issued DACA, why can't Biden issue something similar that protects ALL undocumented immigrants from deportation?

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

How physicists used antimatter, supercomputers and giant magnets to solve a 20-year-old mystery - The Conversation